The Republic of Nuk Jeithe is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 4.957 billion Nuk Jeitheans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 28.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Nuk Jeithean economy, worth 150 trillion sands a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,382 sands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Harry Potter books are banned, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nuk Jeithe's national animal is the scarab.

Nuk Jeithe is ranked 244,367^th in the world and 8,076^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 83.36 on the Gilded Widget Scale.